Perfection is Ideal, but laughter is for real. They say that people who find themselves funny will be amused all of their lives, I guess I'm in luck because to me I'm hilarious. Hi I'm Christie, and awkward swimmer from California (no contrary to belief I am not dumb as door nails. I like food..nuff said. If you compete in any sport as painful as swimming, message me to have a pity conference.